The epic adventures of three lesbian dinosaur hunters, a cat named Frank, a dog named Pox, and a car named Janice.
Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters know the value of safety.
This is how Dinosaurs see us.
Pox was found in the back of the animal shelter by Kathryn a few years after she began Dinosaur-Hunters. Pox is a catahoula leopard dog/ pit bull terrier mix and while pox is strong, loves to run, play in the mud, rain, streams, and wilderness, Pox is a lot more of a lover than a fighter and prefers to stay home on the dinosaur hunts, sleeping on a large green pillow, and chewing on a blue rubber bone.
Another group of Dinosaur hunters, the Rovos, tried to introduce their own “brand” of synthetic dinosaurs trained to kill the bad dinos. It didn’t work out. Now there are twice as many dinosaurs, twice as much chaos, and six-times as many deaths.
Dinosaurs sometimes think that they can trick the Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters by dressing up as influential people. This triceratop nearly got away when Kathryn *swore* she saw Doctor Who.
Well he’s the doctor! I shouldn’t assume he would never be inside a dinosaur suit, right?
What we fear the most is that Eviltron will go further with his plots of destruction and not stop at just genetically altered Dinos but start equipping them with advanced weaponry and militaristic strategies.
~Michelle.
LIKE US BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU (and boobies).
Dinosaur:
Please ma’am, do not exterminate me. I am a but a civil Dinosaur trapped as a machine of Eviltron.
Michelle:
Sorry, but we shoot to kill.
Dinosaur:
Bitches!
Well sure we take trophies. I mean, it’s hard not to snag a spike off an Ankylosaurus or a tooth off a Carnotaurus. But that’s not why we do it. We do it to protect the people, the ecosystem, and hopefully destroy Eviltron. It’s a lofty goal for three ladies to have and sometimes the little trinkets, dinosaur-leather vests, and talon-necklaces make it a little easier to convince us of our cause.
Of the three Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters, Michelle is the one who gathers most of the intel for their operations. This includes WHERE Dinosaurs have been released, the TYPE of dinosaur, future operations of Eviltron, and latest weaponry.
Kathryn does most of the book keeping. The trio uses both public and private grants along with donations and corporate sponsorships to fund their expeditions.
Leah is the most seasoned of the three and it is her job to be the lead huntress, train the other two in new combat skills and weaponry.
Who is your favorite Dinosaur Hunter?
