May 2012
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Pox
Pox was found in the back of the animal shelter by Kathryn a few years after she began Dinosaur-Hunters. Pox is a catahoula leopard dog/ pit bull terrier mix and while pox is strong, loves to run, play in the mud, rain, streams, and wilderness, Pox is a lot more of a lover than a fighter and prefers to stay home on the dinosaur hunts, sleeping on a large green pillow, and chewing on a blue rubber...
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HOLY SHIT WE GOT OURSELVES A FACEBOOK PAGE →
LIKE US BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU (and boobies).
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“Well sure we take trophies. I mean, it’s hard not to snag a spike off an...”
– ~Leah
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Intel, Excell, oh hell....
Of the three Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters, Michelle is the one who gathers most of the intel for their operations. This includes WHERE Dinosaurs have been released, the TYPE of dinosaur, future operations of Eviltron, and latest weaponry.
Kathryn does most of the book keeping. The trio uses both public and private grants along with donations and corporate sponsorships to fund their expeditions.
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ON THE FIRST OF JUNE
…We will have or first GREAT dinosaur hunt! A dinosaur hunt will basically be an elaborate series of a choose your own adventures, fun web-comics, and more. Throughout this event we will also have THREE GIVE-AWAY PRIZES which will be **secret** supplemental information about each of our Dinosaur Hunters. Please spread the news, tell your friends to follow, and don’t forget to check...
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The First of the Modern Fossils
An except from Discovering Modern Monsters By Paleontologist, Herpetologist, and Dinosaur aficionado, Lillianne Broosh of Forest Hills, New York.
In the late 1990s I was working with an experienced Anthropologist and Professor at Columbia University, Dave Hoofman, in a dig-site in The Northwest Territories. We were there looking for a species of extinct fur-coated reptiles alleged by the locals...
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From the 1991 files.
Unlike what was previously published about the new species of monitor lizards found on the Guanici peninsula, I personally don’t think these are actual lizards. After further testing and experimentation I, Dr. Rosalind Rooster, believe these to be related to the ancient “Dinosaurs”. Although not all testing has been conducted I do see some differences in genetic make-up and...
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“I like it when all three girls are inside me but, of course, Leah will always be...”
– Janice the car. (When asked which girl is best to go hunting with)
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Just to make clear....
One of the biggest misconceptions in our line of work is distinguishing a dragon from a dinosaur. Dragons, for example, we love where as dinosaurs we kill. While I have skillfully trained Kathryn and Michelle on these issues I will give you the basic examples here:
1st. Dragons are cold blooded where as dinosaurs are warmblooded
2nd: Dragons are more apt to large flight utilizing magic and...
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A short story about Kathryn.
Kathryn was the last one to get involved with the Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters. She was unsure if she would be accepted as she considers herself “not-a-real-lesbian” but Leah and Michelle welcomed her into the bunch as they judge by merits not by gender-roles or sexual-identification.
Kathryn’s weapon of choice is a cleverly designed “shot-gun” which shoots anywhere...
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Michelle: The Middle Child
Leah, perhaps the most infamous of all the Lesbian-Dinosaur-Hunters was the one who found and recruited Michelle for the cause. And here is the brief story of how that happened:
Michelle, an eighteen year old delinquent drop out loved, more than anything else loved the arcade. She would spend long hours at the arcade and no other game pleased her more than the Jurassic Park Simulator. One frosty...
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wethedreamers-chaseforever asked: I'm mildly confused, but pretty certain that this is the greatest thing ever. Though I don't know any you, I'm amused, therefore I like you. Thanks for the follow!
Anonymous asked: Just curious but who exactly are you .... well... people? Is this blog related to some kind of movie, or...?
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“Xena”
– ~Kathryn (When asked who is most influential in her hunting-style).
REMEMBER GUYS THERE’S ONLY FOURTEEN DAYS (2 WEEKS) UNTIL THE START OF THE MOST-EPIC DINOSAUR HUNT. THIS HUNT WITH INCLUDE GAMES, ADVENTURES, PRIZES, AND MORE. GET YOUR FRIENDS TO FOLLOW AND MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE BLOG THAT DAY FOR EPIC SHIT GOING DOWN.
“Well the strange thing about Kathryn is….she’s a bitch but for some...”
– Leah (When asked about her fellow Dinosaur-Hunters)
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At the end of the month....
Janice:
Can you fools tell me when we’re going on another hunt? I need an oil change before we go.
Kathryn:
Geez, Janice, keep your plush-leather intereior on, I’d say towards the end of the month. Right guys?
Leah:
Sure, June 1st sounds wonderful!
Michelle:
June 1st is it.
ON JUNE 1st, 2012, LESBIANDINOSAURHUNTERS WILL GO ON THEIR FIRST HUNT. MAKE SURE YOUR READ...
“Remember Ladies, all dinosaurs start as eggs. So no matter how cute, how...”
– ~ Leah
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“Look at that faggot Dinosaur”
– ~ John Jones…right before Michelle punched him in the nose afterwards she killed the dinosaur and found out that he was, in fact, gay.
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“Of course the worst shit out there is when these Dinosaurs decide to educate...”
– ~Kathryn.
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A conversation between Leah and Kathryn
Kathryn, what did you think about that Avengers movie?
Leah asked. Kathryn shrugged.
Well, after three hours my butt was kinda THOR…. but other than that it was MARVELous.
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“I’m a car. I had no fucking choice in the matter.”
– Janice (When asked why she continued to go on Dinosaur hunts). 