Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters

Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters know the value of safety.

Wed, 30 May 2012 06:49:21 -0400

Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters know the value of safety.

This is how Dinosaurs see us.

Wed, 30 May 2012 03:15:50 -0400

This is how Dinosaurs see us.

Pox

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:45:09 -0400

Pox was found in the back of the animal shelter by Kathryn a few years after she began Dinosaur-Hunters. Pox is a catahoula leopard dog/ pit bull terrier mix and while pox is strong, loves to run, play in the mud, rain, streams, and wilderness, Pox is a lot more of a lover than a fighter and prefers to stay home on the dinosaur hunts, sleeping on a large green pillow, and chewing on a blue rubber bone.

Another group of Dinosaur hunters, the Rovos, tried to introduce...

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:39:17 -0400

Another group of Dinosaur hunters, the Rovos, tried to introduce their own “brand” of synthetic dinosaurs trained to kill the bad dinos. It didn’t work out. Now there are twice as many dinosaurs, twice as much chaos, and six-times as many deaths.

Dinosaurs sometimes think that they can trick the Lesbian...

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:10:24 -0400

Dinosaurs sometimes think that they can trick the Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters by dressing up as influential people. This triceratop nearly got away when Kathryn *swore* she saw Doctor Who.

Well he’s the doctor! I shouldn’t assume he would never be inside a dinosaur suit, right?

What we fear the most is that Eviltron will go further with his...

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:41:05 -0400

What we fear the most is that Eviltron will go further with his plots of destruction and not stop at just genetically altered Dinos but start equipping them with advanced weaponry and militaristic strategies.

~Michelle.

HOLY SHIT WE GOT OURSELVES A FACEBOOK PAGE

Thu, 24 May 2012 09:56:58 -0400

HOLY SHIT WE GOT OURSELVES A FACEBOOK PAGE:

LIKE US BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU (and boobies).

Dinosaur: Please ma’am, do not exterminate me. I am a...

Thu, 24 May 2012 06:52:19 -0400

Dinosaur:

Please ma’am, do not exterminate me. I am a but a civil Dinosaur trapped as a machine of Eviltron.

Michelle:

Sorry, but we shoot to kill.

Dinosaur:

Bitches!

"Well sure we take trophies. I mean, it’s hard not to snag a spike off an Ankylosaurus or a..."

Thu, 24 May 2012 03:26:29 -0400

“Well sure we take trophies. I mean, it’s hard not to snag a spike off an Ankylosaurus or a tooth off a Carnotaurus. But that’s not why we do it. We do it to protect the people, the ecosystem, and hopefully destroy Eviltron. It’s a lofty goal for three ladies to have and sometimes the little trinkets, dinosaur-leather vests, and talon-necklaces make it a little easier to convince us of our cause.”

- ~Leah

Intel, Excell, oh hell....

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:08:50 -0400

Of the three Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters, Michelle is the one who gathers most of the intel for their operations. This includes WHERE Dinosaurs have been released, the TYPE of dinosaur, future operations of Eviltron, and latest weaponry.

Kathryn does most of the book keeping. The trio uses both public and private grants along with donations and corporate sponsorships to fund their expeditions.

Leah is the most seasoned of the three and it is her job to be the lead huntress, train the other two in new combat skills and weaponry.

Who is your favorite Dinosaur Hunter?

ON THE FIRST OF JUNE

Wed, 23 May 2012 13:31:03 -0400

…We will have or first GREAT dinosaur hunt! A dinosaur hunt will basically be an elaborate series of a choose your own adventures, fun web-comics, and more. Throughout this event we will also have THREE GIVE-AWAY PRIZES which will be **secret** supplemental information about each of our Dinosaur Hunters. Please spread the news, tell your friends to follow, and don’t forget to check back with us starting MIDNIGHT on the first.

Although there is no concrete information lending to the...

Wed, 23 May 2012 09:56:10 -0400

Although there is no concrete information lending to the support of it, we do believe that the great evil is working towards creating other prehistoric monsters other than Dinosaurs. If our sources are correct he is currently working on a genetic replica of a Titanoboa. The Titanoboa lived 60-58 million years ago in the Palocene epoch and reached lengths of 40-50 feet long and weighed about 2,500 pounds.

~Michelle

From the CBS interview of 2005 between the three Lesbian...

Wed, 23 May 2012 06:51:54 -0400

From the CBS interview of 2005 between the three Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters and CBS anchorman George Tombs.

George Tombs:

How do you ladies stay in such great shape for dinosaur hunting?

Michelle:

Haha. We have the best motivation.

Leah:

Yeah, when you run a slow mile at the gym the worst thing that happens is you miss part of Opra or your gut sags a little but when you run a slow pace out in the jungles, where foot prints the size of cars form trenches and the only thing between life and death is your speed, you find that nothing, nothing, slows you down.

The First of the Modern Fossils

Wed, 23 May 2012 03:25:11 -0400

An except from Discovering Modern Monsters By Paleontologist, Herpetologist, and Dinosaur aficionado, Lillianne Broosh of Forest Hills, New York.

In the late 1990s I was working with an experienced Anthropologist and Professor at Columbia University, Dave Hoofman, in a dig-site in The Northwest Territories. We were there looking for a species of extinct fur-coated reptiles alleged by the locals to once roam the north of the entire globe. We were a small team of only four scientist and two interns who were cold, grumpy, and itching to get back to their campus life of parties and booze. All-in-all it was a terrible trip. After nearly a month of work we had uncovered a mere two Troödon fossils, a few samples of arctic soil and rock, and suppressed ambition.

It was a three days before we were to pack it up, catalogue, and come home when Hoofman called me out of his ten close to four in the morning. Through the bitter cold he took me in the ranger close to forty minutes outside our excavation range. What we found was a full-size Lophorhothon. The first sign of something wrong was this is a species most commonly found in the southern part of the United States. Secondly the species was above ground. There was no use carbon dating this beast for after we thawed it a bit the tissue was still viable, the blood still flowed, this beast was alive…recently.

One of the questions I would like to pose to The Great Evil is...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:50:51 -0400

One of the questions I would like to pose to The Great Evil is why, when he was recreating the dinosaurs of the past, he didn’t modify them to be… better. For example: Why didn’t he create longer arms on the T-Rex? Or make Velociraptors twice their size and twice as fast? It seems silly to create something from scratch, something you could improve, but not do it.

~Kathryn

From the 1991 files.

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:17:46 -0400

Unlike what was previously published about the new species of monitor lizards found on the Guanici peninsula, I personally don’t think these are actual lizards. After further testing and experimentation I, Dr. Rosalind Rooster, believe these to be related to the ancient “Dinosaurs”. Although not all testing has been conducted I do see some differences in genetic make-up and structure.

~Doctor Rosalind Rooser PhD Advance Herpetologist.

Dinosaurs used to be hatched out of eggs, this was millions of...

Tue, 22 May 2012 11:14:50 -0400

Dinosaurs used to be hatched out of eggs, this was millions of years ago. Today, however, dinosaurs are genetically made and modified by the Great Evil, The Eviltron.

The world has enough hipster-humans as it is but now these...

Tue, 22 May 2012 08:16:12 -0400

The world has enough hipster-humans as it is but now these dinosaurs are picking up on the trend. Gross. Just another reason the Lesbian Dinosaur Hunters need to have less opposition.

"I like it when all three girls are inside me but, of course, Leah will always be my first..."

Tue, 22 May 2012 04:46:14 -0400

“I like it when all three girls are inside me but, of course, Leah will always be my first love…. was that dirty?”

- Janice the car. (When asked which girl is best to go hunting with)

Just to make clear....

Tue, 22 May 2012 02:12:38 -0400

One of the biggest misconceptions in our line of work is distinguishing a dragon from a dinosaur. Dragons, for example, we love where as dinosaurs we kill. While I have skillfully trained Kathryn and Michelle on these issues I will give you the basic examples here:

1st. Dragons are cold blooded where as dinosaurs are warmblooded

2nd: Dragons are more apt to large flight utilizing magic and power while flying Dinos tend to be more streamline and bird-like

3rd: Dinosaurs are almost always feathered and rarely scaled. Dragons are scaled.

4th: Dragons breath fire. Really. They do.

Now test what you have learned, which one of the following pictures are dragons and which ones are dinosaurs?